Porn Gone Wild! : YouPorn to Cater for Pets
Eliminating possibility of extinction for every animal
PORN VALLEY, April 1, 2007 - YouPorn announced today that it will be launching a new website to expand on its repertoire. Following the 2002 sex-shy panda crisis, the founders of YouPorn unveiled their intent in giving sexless animals a helping hand. Thus, YouPornZoo is born. Now, even pets can join in the fun!
YouPornZoo showcases a large variety of animal porn to suit every animal’s needs. From conventional to sado-masochistic animalistic longing, they have it all. Following the completion of YouPornZoo, extinction rates are expected to reduce vastly.
"We were reading about how porn has helped the pandas and we thought, ‘Hey, why stop at pandas?’" A representative from YouPornZoo commented on its launching.
The response from pet lovers has been overwhelming. "I couldn’t wait to let my darling Little Christine have a look! She has been avoiding this cute Golden Retriever for ages," Christine, a 46-year-old spinster gushed excitedly. Christine has been trying for years to get her Chihuahua some action, hoping for perhaps, a horde of little Chihuahuas after.
As all stories go, Christine got her happy ending. Little Christine not only got past her virgin phase, she continued having conquests day after day. An overjoyed Christine happily informed us that she has up to 30 puppies around the house. "Another five is coming soon. Contact me if anyone wants puppies!"
The immediate success of YouPornZoo prompted them to approach various Animal Rights Groups to mediate the variety of porn put on the site. Authorities are worried that the quality of porn might deteriorate animal morals and cause animal unrest.
More details are available on www.youporn.com and www.youpornzoo.com.
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